Mercury in Retrograde

That's what is going on right now. Mercury is in retrograde and is causing all sorts of bad mojo. Lots of misunderstandings and communication glitches. All I know is that our water system isn't working and I'm probably going to have to shower at a neighbor's house tomorrow morning. I'm not even going to get into all the other stuff that's really bugging me right now, but most of them relate to something that begins with W, ends with K and rhymes with "smirk."